These streets... This time.. That unrest in the city.. I must protect what I find to be most dear to me. My 6 passengers. Gotham has been replaced with the saltiest city known. The Salt Lake City. I must. Continue. Where it is not safe and drivers do not use blinkers. Where one can not merge without getting flipped off.
I am Vengeance. I am your Suburban.
I am catching villains in 4-wheel drive if they're slimy enough. Robin, connect the sirens through the auxiliary port.
With my standard maintenance completed. My oil is fresh and ready. The dark knight has a new battery. Not tonight, Joker.. I will come for you. I have passed emissions. I am Vengeance. I am your Suburban.
Let's address the elephant in the room... Why is this car so cheap?
This is NOT the next Nigerian Prince scam. If you want to send me thousands of dollars so that I can return to Africa to retake my throne in the mother land that's a conversation for another day. For right now we are gonna focus on this budget friendly car I have listed online, and how I am able to sell it for such a good price
During the past decade we have been providing people with fully turn key cars. During that time we have received consistent feedback that people simply need a more affordable option.
Now that all the stimulus money is gone and inflation is higher than Snoop Dogg on a day trip to Martha Stewart's Vineyard, we have come up with a new program to offer good running cars at significantly lower prices.
We drum up a lot of cars that run and drive really good, but are a little older, have a little higher miles, and probably aren't going to get asked out on many dates becasue of their looks.
These cars don't make sense for us to offer in our premier turn key vehicle program, but they could honestly be an awesome way for someone to get from point A to point B for a whole lot less money.
On every car we sell in our budget friendly tier we:
- Road test them for 200+ miles to make sure they run good and are safe to drive
- Make sure the emisisons is done, and the car has a fresh oil change.
- Provide a 30 day 50% money back assurance if the car has issues or if for any reason you decide it just doesn't work for you during the first 30 days you can return it and we will buy it back, or if you would like to trade it in towards a different vehicle we will buy it back with the 50% money back assurance + an additional $500 credit towards another vehicle.
If for you budget friendly is much more important than perfectly turn key, go ahead and slide that "is this car still available?" into my DMs. I'd love to answer any questions you have or set up a test drive.for you.
Terms of Sale Overview: We reserve the right to end this listing at anytime should the vehicle no longer be available for sale and sales prices are subject to change without notice.
Fees and Taxes: PRICE EXCLUDES TAXES, TITLE, LICENSE, DEALER PROCESSING FEE, & FINANCE CHARGES. Buyers are responsible for all state, county, city taxes and dealer fees, as well as title/registration fees in the state that the vehicle will be registered.
Accepted Payment Type: Cash/Personal checks (in person), certified check, bank transfers, EFT or 3rd-party financing.
DISCLAIMER: NEITHER THE DEALERSHIP NOR DEALERSCLOUD.COM IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS, MISPRINTS ON PRICES OR EQUIPMENT. ONLINE PRICES REFLECTS REBATES & DISCOUNTS. SPECIAL INTERNET PRICING IS BASED ON ONE TIME PAYMENT OF CASH, CERTIFIED FUNDS, MONEY ORDER AND EFT's. TOTAL PRICES ON VEHICLES FINANCED MAY VARY. WE FINANCE PEOPLE WITH ALL TYPES OF CREDIT. EVERYONE IS APPROVED.
- A/C Front
- CD Player
- Anti-Lock Brakes
- Driver Air Bag
- Leather Interior
- Leather Seats
- Power Mirrors
- Power Seats
- Power Steering
- Power Windows
- Premium Sound System
- Side Air Bag
- Tilt Wheel
- Traction Control
- MP3 Player
- 3rd Row Seat
- Rear Parking Aid
- Keyless Entry
- Bluetooth Capable
- Passenger Air Bag
- Rear Air Bags
- Power Door Locks
- Cruise Control
- AM/FM Stereo
- A/C Rear
- Auxiliary Audio Input
- Multi-Zone A/C
- Steering Wheel Audio Controls